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| I'm Too Old For This |
| Happy Birthday to you |
| What's left for me to do |
| You've left me all alone |
| And I can hear the quiet drone |
| Of my thoughts that I don't |
| Really want to hear |
| There isn't much left to fear |
| I wish I knew the truth from |
| All your lies |
| And I wish I didn't have to |
| hear all your goodbyes |
| That were tainted with deceit |
| anyway; |
| Driving away from me when |
| I begged you to stay |
| I should've known you'd |
| Stray away |
| That time you didn't come home |
| You've left me all alone. |