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I stand
Over the tub
Watching.
As it fills
With hot water
Slowly
I pour
a
Thick pink liquid
Into it
Bubbles
Begin to form
I remove
my robe
and step into
the tub.
It burns
On contact
I wince
but proceed
to sit
inside
it scorches
my skin
and ignites
my soul
I lay almost
prostrate
my skin
turning red
Now
I understand
How
A lobster feels.